Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Proof Positive

In the Idaho Statesman today came the proof, in black-and-white and it must be true-cuz-I-read-it-in-the-papers. What proof? Why, of the burden imposed on us all by socialism.

It was right there on the front page. How much our taxes have gone up. We knew it was going to happen. Those tax-and-spend socialists would dip their filthy fingers into our wallets and it only took them a few days to get to it.

In a bravura performance of reportage, the Statesman gives us the bill: sixty-one cents per Idahoan.

I feel oppressed already.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A War on Two Fronts

Obama has taken on too much, they say. He should concentrate just on for now.

I'd love to hear these Republicans in 1941. We can't possibly fight Japan *and* Germany. We should fight one and then the other.

Fools. They envision our challenges as arriving like bad-guys in a 1970s kung fu flick: one at a time, each waiting its turn to get decked.

Friday, April 10, 2009

17 Socialsts

Rep. Bachus (R -- as if you hadda ask) has declared there are 17 Socialists in Congress. To which I say, well, 17 beats 16.

I R A Socialist 2!

We iz all socializt.