Socialist .cab file

Let's see what a Socialist Cabinet looks like, shall we? I have added in italics a careful estimation of the degree of socialism each member represents.

TREASURY SECRETARY: Timothy Geithner. CapitalistSocialist

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Eric Holder. Way Socialist

DEFENSE SECRETARY: Robert Gates. Crypto Socialist

HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY: Janet Napolitano. KGB Socialist

NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER: Gen. James Jones. Pseudo-socialist

COMMERCE SECRETARY: Bill Richardson. Way Socialist

NATIONAL ECONOMIC COUNCIL DIRECTOR: Lawrence Summers. Socialist

OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET DIRECTOR: Peter Orszag. Socialist

HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY: Tom Daschle. MegaSocialist

VETERANS AFFAIRS SECRETARY: Gen. Eric K. Shinseki. Sure 'nuff Socialist

HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT SECRETARY: Shaun Donovan. So Socialist

SECRETARY OF STATE: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. MegaSocialist. Queen Socialist.

ENERGY SECRETARY, Steven Chu. Sino-Socialist

EPA ADMINISTRATOR, Lisa P. Jackson. Go-go Socialist

ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT FOR ENERGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE, Carol Browner. Long-time Socialist

WHITE HOUSE COUNCIL ON ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY CHAIR, Nancy Sutley. Probably Socialist

EDUCATION SECRETARY, Arne Duncan: Socialist

INTERIOR SECRETARY: Ken Salazar. Fellow-traveler

AGRICULTURE SECRETARY: Tom Vilsack. Socialist.


I'm sorry. I just can't.

There's not a socialist in the bunch.

Come on, Mr Very-Nearly-President! Now's your chance. Seize the day! How're you gonna take away our guns with a crew like this? Do you really expect to nationalize industries with these guys? Are these the people you're going to use to kick in my door in the middle of the night and drag me off to a gulag in the Dakotas?

I can still hope. It was all about hope, right? A place called hope we can believe in, right?

Crypto-Proto-Socialists

President-elect-soon-to-be-dictator is creating his cabinet, and I discern a troubling trend. He's appointing lots of Washington insiders and Clinton veterans. Richardson, Gates, Napolitano, Daschle, and Clinton herself have long been in American politics.

So, does this mean they are all socialists? Have been socialists all along? Whoa! Who knew?

It's unthinkable (isn't it?) that Socialist-Elect would choose non-socialists as his closest advisers. After all, he went with socialists and crooks for his cronies on his way up. Oh wait. Maybe Gates is a crook instead of a socialist!

Or, maybe this is all a front. Once he's sworn in O'Hussein suspends the Constitution and turns them all out, replacing them all with Bill Ayers. Sure.

But....

What if they aren't socialists? What is Obama thinking here? How are you gonna have a socialist government without socialists? In the White House, I mean. Everybody knows Reid and Pelosi are socialists.

These cabinet appointments, though, had me going for a while. My best theory is, the whole bunch are crypto-socialists. And were so long before they were recognized, so they're proto-socialists as well.

I wonder: is America headed for Crypto-Socialism at the hands of pseudo-proto-neo-socialists?

One shudders.

Before the Deluge

Barack Obama has been elected president. This means that Socialism will follow, surely as night follows day. If you doubt it, there's a whole lake full of blogs out there that will show you the Truth.

So, I figured I'd take them at their word and will chronicle our descent into Hell. Our slide into Chaos. The Fall of America. The Winter of our Discon... oh, you get the idea.

We shall, o brothers and sisters, take as today's text an article from seekonkrepublicans dated October 23, 2008:
http://seekonkrepublicans.blogspot.com/2008/10/obama-and-socialism-part-2.html
in which the EternallyRight observes that socialism is just like Nazism. After all, "the Nazi's official and frequently forgotten name was the National Socialist German Worker's Party" ... so hah!

By inexorable logic, since Obama is a socialist (a Proved Fact), and socialism is just like Nazism (see above), we should "within minutes" see individuals "subordinated to the state."

I myself have never knowingly been subordinated and wonder what it's like. Given that there are 300 million of us, I'll forgive Mr. Obama if he doesn't get to me for a day or two. But I shall certainly expect my subordination within ten working days!

According to Seekonk, businesses will have to bend their efforts to the benefit of the state, thought crimes get punished (better get yours in early!), and children will be indoctrinated. I'm delighted to learn of this, as there won't be any sneaky undermining of the Constitution as George W. has done. No siree, not with Pres. Hussein! He'll be on the socialism job within minutes and we should see the results in plain view.

You can rely on this blog for at least another day -- until the stormtroopers batter down my server -- to chronicle the descent of the dark cloud of socialism over our proud land. When old people fail to receive health care, LUSITUSA will be there. When people are denied treatment or receive only minimal treatment, LUSITUSA will be there. When the government tortures people, LUSITUSA will be there. Hm. Is already there, I guess. Seems Bush may have given Mr. Socialism a leg up.

Anyway...

I'm just wondering whether it will begin on inauguration day, or if he'll wait a day. Personally, I think he should get right on that whole incrementally destroying freedom thing, as I suspect it's going to take longer than SeekOnkRepublicans imagines it will.

If you see socialism popping up in your neighborhood, record your thought crimes here. The Obama socialism kind, not the Bush kind. That's old news.