Second Amendment in peril

Anyone come for your gun yet? Nobody's come for my gun yet. I've got it all loaded, but nobody's come for it.

Maybe they lost my address....

If they've come for your gun, please leave a comment. Do you suppose they'll have wireless in the gulag?

That's Sooo Socialist

Dictator for a While Obama yesterday declared that rather than the Federal government setting emissions standards for vehicles, he was going to let the states decide for themselves.

That's sooo socialist!

Finally, an endorsement!

Castro today spoke well of Obama.

Hah!

Told ya.

Commie, commie, pinko commie, socialist la-de-da.

I rest my case.

You're Doing It Wrong

Closing secret prisons
No bribing of public officials
Review of executive edicts
Torture forbidden

Has this guy even *read* a socialist work? He's seriously screwing up here. He needs a Primer for Pinkos.

The Antichrist is a Socialist

There are any number of sites calling Obama the Antichrist. Since Obama is a socialist, this means the Antichrist is a socialist.

Hm. I would have thought he'd be a communist. Or maybe just a totalitarian dictator. Socialism seems awfully ... well ... pink.

But Obama is in fine company. He joins a long line of antichrists, including:
Emperor Constantine I
Pope Gregory IX
Emperor Frederick II
Pope Innocent III (the 13thc was positively poppin' with antichrists)
Pope Leo X (a very popular choice)
Tsar Peter the Great
Every and all popes
King George III
Abraham Lincoln
Napoleon Bonaparte
Mussolini
Hitler
Stalin
King Juan Carlos of Spain
Franklin D. Roosevelt
anyone from the tribe of Dan
Prince Charles of England
anyone who doesn't confess Jesus as the Christ
And, as the line goes, many more.

Barak has a lot to live up to. Uh-huh. But ... a socialist antichrist? Puleeze.

Spotting Socialism

I need some help here. I'm all set to write about the socialist life in America, but I want to tread carefully. I want to be accurate. I don't want to cry Socialism! when there is none, and I have realized that I'm not entirely sure how I will know that America has gone socialist.

Help me out here: how will I know?

"When they kick in your door and drag you away."

Okay, fair enough. That one's pretty clear. When it happens, I'll try to snag my notebook and hope for a gulag with wifi, but I'm guessing they'll be subtler than that.

Are there other signs? Will it be some economic marker? Some political line that gets crossed? Near as I can tell, none of his cabinet nominees are formal socialists. If they're crypto, then we're back in the same dilemma: how will I know?

I try consulting the standard sources. Pat Buchanan says we may soon have over 40% of our national economy run by the government (federal and local). Is 40% the line? Or is it 45%? Is 50% communism? I'm confused.

So, seriously. How can I tell? What's the marker? Yesterday we had democracy, but today we have socialism? Does the mere election of Obama do the trick? Give me a clue here, folks; throw me a bone. If America as I know it is about to vanish, I'd like to be able to recognize the stunt.