Tuesday, January 20, 2009

The Antichrist is a Socialist

There are any number of sites calling Obama the Antichrist. Since Obama is a socialist, this means the Antichrist is a socialist.

Hm. I would have thought he'd be a communist. Or maybe just a totalitarian dictator. Socialism seems awfully ... well ... pink.

But Obama is in fine company. He joins a long line of antichrists, including:
Emperor Constantine I
Pope Gregory IX
Emperor Frederick II
Pope Innocent III (the 13thc was positively poppin' with antichrists)
Pope Leo X (a very popular choice)
Tsar Peter the Great
Every and all popes
King George III
Abraham Lincoln
Napoleon Bonaparte
King Juan Carlos of Spain
Franklin D. Roosevelt
anyone from the tribe of Dan
Prince Charles of England
anyone who doesn't confess Jesus as the Christ
And, as the line goes, many more.

Barak has a lot to live up to. Uh-huh. But ... a socialist antichrist? Puleeze.

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