Sounding the Tocsin

"This is the first salvo in the establishment of a Marxist state, and anybody that doesn't think so had better get out there, had better open up their eyes and better see what these people are doing. Nobody out there knows exactly what this guy is going to do, but they love him. That's basically how the Bolsheviks did it. "

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_110508/content/01125108.guest.html

Huh! The Bolsheviks got elected? Or is it the reverse? Did Obama storm the Winter Palace and I missed it?

Well, I took this Brave American's advice. I got out there. I opened up my eyes. My neighbors probably wondered why I was standing in my front yard in the dead of winter with my laptop in hand, but there ... they are probably all Bolsheviks too. Mensheviks, at the very least. (hm, the spell check is fine with Bolshevik but not Menshevik -- that's what happens when you lose!).

Anyway, I was unclear as to which people I was supposed to see doing. I forebore to peer into my neighbors' windows. Maybe the Brave American was referring to something he saw on TV, although in that case getting "out there" presents something of an existential quandary. After some minutes, I went back inside.

See, I just needed inspiration from the right source.

Boring So Far

Given the frantic predictions of the election season, I confess I'm disappointed in the pace of Socialism in America to date. Perhaps I'm expecting too much from our new president. Rome was neither built nor destroyed in a day, although Nero had a good run at it.

Still, you'd think we'd be seeing something by now. Some loss of freedom, some heartless federal takeover, some random bit of oppression.

I blame the economic crisis. It's taken everyone's eye off the target. Even the socialists.

Second Amendment in peril

Anyone come for your gun yet? Nobody's come for my gun yet. I've got it all loaded, but nobody's come for it.

Maybe they lost my address....

If they've come for your gun, please leave a comment. Do you suppose they'll have wireless in the gulag?

That's Sooo Socialist

Dictator for a While Obama yesterday declared that rather than the Federal government setting emissions standards for vehicles, he was going to let the states decide for themselves.

That's sooo socialist!

Finally, an endorsement!

Castro today spoke well of Obama.

Hah!

Told ya.

Commie, commie, pinko commie, socialist la-de-da.

I rest my case.

You're Doing It Wrong

Closing secret prisons
No bribing of public officials
Review of executive edicts
Torture forbidden

Has this guy even *read* a socialist work? He's seriously screwing up here. He needs a Primer for Pinkos.

The Antichrist is a Socialist

There are any number of sites calling Obama the Antichrist. Since Obama is a socialist, this means the Antichrist is a socialist.

Hm. I would have thought he'd be a communist. Or maybe just a totalitarian dictator. Socialism seems awfully ... well ... pink.

But Obama is in fine company. He joins a long line of antichrists, including:
Emperor Constantine I
Pope Gregory IX
Emperor Frederick II
Pope Innocent III (the 13thc was positively poppin' with antichrists)
Pope Leo X (a very popular choice)
Tsar Peter the Great
Every and all popes
King George III
Abraham Lincoln
Napoleon Bonaparte
Mussolini
Hitler
Stalin
King Juan Carlos of Spain
Franklin D. Roosevelt
anyone from the tribe of Dan
Prince Charles of England
anyone who doesn't confess Jesus as the Christ
And, as the line goes, many more.

Barak has a lot to live up to. Uh-huh. But ... a socialist antichrist? Puleeze.