Socialist .cab file

Let's see what a Socialist Cabinet looks like, shall we? I have added in italics a careful estimation of the degree of socialism each member represents.

TREASURY SECRETARY: Timothy Geithner. CapitalistSocialist

ATTORNEY GENERAL: Eric Holder. Way Socialist

DEFENSE SECRETARY: Robert Gates. Crypto Socialist

HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY: Janet Napolitano. KGB Socialist

NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER: Gen. James Jones. Pseudo-socialist

COMMERCE SECRETARY: Bill Richardson. Way Socialist

NATIONAL ECONOMIC COUNCIL DIRECTOR: Lawrence Summers. Socialist

OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET DIRECTOR: Peter Orszag. Socialist

HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY: Tom Daschle. MegaSocialist

VETERANS AFFAIRS SECRETARY: Gen. Eric K. Shinseki. Sure 'nuff Socialist

HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT SECRETARY: Shaun Donovan. So Socialist

SECRETARY OF STATE: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. MegaSocialist. Queen Socialist.

ENERGY SECRETARY, Steven Chu. Sino-Socialist

EPA ADMINISTRATOR, Lisa P. Jackson. Go-go Socialist

ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT FOR ENERGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE, Carol Browner. Long-time Socialist

WHITE HOUSE COUNCIL ON ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY CHAIR, Nancy Sutley. Probably Socialist

EDUCATION SECRETARY, Arne Duncan: Socialist

INTERIOR SECRETARY: Ken Salazar. Fellow-traveler

AGRICULTURE SECRETARY: Tom Vilsack. Socialist.


I'm sorry. I just can't.

There's not a socialist in the bunch.

Come on, Mr Very-Nearly-President! Now's your chance. Seize the day! How're you gonna take away our guns with a crew like this? Do you really expect to nationalize industries with these guys? Are these the people you're going to use to kick in my door in the middle of the night and drag me off to a gulag in the Dakotas?

I can still hope. It was all about hope, right? A place called hope we can believe in, right?