TREASURY SECRETARY: Timothy Geithner. CapitalistSocialist
ATTORNEY GENERAL: Eric Holder. Way Socialist
DEFENSE SECRETARY: Robert Gates. Crypto Socialist
HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY: Janet Napolitano. KGB Socialist
NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISER: Gen. James Jones. Pseudo-socialist
COMMERCE SECRETARY: Bill Richardson. Way Socialist
NATIONAL ECONOMIC COUNCIL DIRECTOR: Lawrence Summers. Socialist
OFFICE OF MANAGEMENT AND BUDGET DIRECTOR: Peter Orszag. Socialist
HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES SECRETARY: Tom Daschle. MegaSocialist
VETERANS AFFAIRS SECRETARY: Gen. Eric K. Shinseki. Sure 'nuff Socialist
HOUSING AND URBAN DEVELOPMENT SECRETARY: Shaun Donovan. So Socialist
SECRETARY OF STATE: Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. MegaSocialist. Queen Socialist.
ENERGY SECRETARY, Steven Chu. Sino-Socialist
EPA ADMINISTRATOR, Lisa P. Jackson. Go-go Socialist
ASSISTANT TO THE PRESIDENT FOR ENERGY AND CLIMATE CHANGE, Carol Browner. Long-time Socialist
WHITE HOUSE COUNCIL ON ENVIRONMENTAL QUALITY CHAIR, Nancy Sutley. Probably Socialist
EDUCATION SECRETARY, Arne Duncan: Socialist
INTERIOR SECRETARY: Ken Salazar. Fellow-travelerAGRICULTURE SECRETARY: Tom Vilsack. Socialist.
I'm sorry. I just can't.
There's not a socialist in the bunch.
Come on, Mr Very-Nearly-President! Now's your chance. Seize the day! How're you gonna take away our guns with a crew like this? Do you really expect to nationalize industries with these guys? Are these the people you're going to use to kick in my door in the middle of the night and drag me off to a gulag in the Dakotas?
I can still hope. It was all about hope, right? A place called hope we can believe in, right?